I’m still crushed
- Signs into Tumblr for the first time in four days.
- Sees a little spike in activity.
- Someone has followed me!!
- Goes to page assuming it’s a bot…it’s a bot.
Do I look like I’m made of spam? COME ON, PEOPLE.
Vegans don’t have cheat days. You can cheat on your diet, you can’t cheat on your morals.
This is exactly the kind of thing I say when people try to make me eat animal products.
Beer Battered Fried Avocado Tacos / Recipe (use vegan mayo)
Why the hell have I never thought about frying avocado?! I’m so slow…
Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.
YOU SEE THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. NOT KILL SHARKS BECAUSE THEY’RE CURIOUS AND ATTACK US. WE’RE IN THEIR WATERS. WE’RE MAKING THEIR HUNTING GROUNDS SMALLER.
the booty tho
This is fucking brilliant.
what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real?
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME TONIGHT
this really cannot be real
WHY IS SHE NOT PROTECTIN OBAMA RN ? WHY IS SHE NOT OUR SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?
holy shit I don’t even care if this is fake
i can’t beleive this omGG OH MY GOD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WOMEN IS A BADASS.
BERNICE CAN’T TAKE NO TIME OFF.
This morning I was going to make a picture post about how one feels when they go to take another sip of coffee only to realize their mug is empty.
I think the fact I never made that post and am now struggling to type this while drinking is picture enough.